The Wizard’s Staff

Wizard Staff Drinking Game


Materials Needed:

  • Liquor
  • Lots of canned beer
  • Tape
  • Alcohol tolerance
The Rules:
  • Drink a beer
  • Get another beer and tape it on top of the empty one
  • Repeat, building a bigger wizard staff as you go
  • As you finish beers, you gain a level (ie if you finish one beer you’re a level one wizard)
  • Every third beer you must face a boss to reach a new level
  • To defeat the boss you must take a shot of liquor, only after doing this will you be allowed to continue to build your staff
  • Each boss should preferably be a different alcohol (for instance, after level 3: whiskey, level 6: vodka, level 9: tequila)
  • Repeat as long as you can
  • The person with the biggest wizard staff wins
It’s as simple as that. Just keep drinking beer to build your staff and take some shots of liquor. Also, stay on two feet. That’s key too. This game will get you mighty drunk, and how you act as a drunk will likely determine whether you’re more Gandalf or Saruman (bonus points to anyone who plants their wizard staff into the ground and yells “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!” at anyone walking by). This game can get pretty ridiculous too, and mixing all that liquor with beer will surely make you feel less than magical come morning time, but screw it, just find your wand and hope it casts some hangover cure spell or something. If nothing else, the ladies will want to be all over your staff for an evening. So there’s that.
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